Made it through security without a single beep or pat-down or wanding or search. Read a Judy Blume book through the flight and remembered how dumb virginity is. Also dumb, man in front of me, put his seat all the way back onto my goddamn confidence boots.

The plane hit the ground, the roar took over the cabin, still I could hear the shady father next to me swat at his toddler and tell him to get his Fucking feet off the Fucking seat...

I leaned back and smiled
and thought

I CANT BELIEVE I AM HOME...