In-Medical

So i am here on the Chareles River Reshearch Campus. I just had my legs shaved, for the ECG suction cups to be able to take hold and measure my heart rate. There is this dude here from L.A. who is a born-again christian. He wears a lime green shirt and says dude and bro every other word, and laughs all the time. I am thinking that he is potentialy crew material. This study is off to a slow start, and I am hungry. I had to fast. On the drive here (three of us cramped in logan's small truck) we passed by the imfamous "coffee strong". I don't get it. Someone help me out here? I drank a few beers lastnight, so i am really crossing my fingers hard to pass the screening. Damned if I do, Damned if i don't.