Tuesday, July 22, 2008

are you there Blog? it's me, toaster

this morning I had a dreamthat the end of the world was here, it was mutants vs people and the mutants were winning. in this dream I was sleeping and I woke up and just outside my window Darby was fighting a Mutant Raccoon. the Mutant Raccoon was winning, he bit Darby's ear off and Darby mutated into a Mutant Kat. then they cuddled and I was calm.

when I woke up for real the Senator was sitting outside my window meowing/hissing at Darby who was sitting on the windowsill, looking pissed as hell. the Senator was locked out of Pittman's apartment and he was pissed as hell, too. I let the Senator in through Pittman's window and walked back home across the 'Breezeway,' as King Rex referred to it once. What does all of this mean...?

Big ups to my homes Scoot! who's gonna take care of the Hell Kat while I find a recipe for gumbo down south.

1 comment:

Scott Young said...

Hell Kat is dive bombing everywhere. Not even his favorite film will calm him. Not even an overdose of soviet kitten milk. He will stand through the test of time.